Family life is like a TV show without a script: you never know what will happen in the next episode. Sometimes, the mother-in-law delivers the “revelation of the century,” or the child mixes up words, leaving the whole family baffled. And occasionally, the surprise is the father-in-law lurking in the dark, or the plumber in the bathroom.
Spent all weekend fixing the car in the garage, and then took it to the service center, which cost a pretty penny. My wife starts nagging me, saying that the car is my first priority, she’s second. Like I don’t pay attention to her. So I calmed her down: “My computer is in second place…” © Deadly Stories / VK
My wife and I lay down to sleep, our eyes were already closing on their own. Silence, darkness, and then a mosquito appeared, starting to buzz annoyingly and flying around.
Wife: “Just let it bite you already, otherwise we’ll be up all night. Are you feeling stingy or something? You’re big, and the mosquito is hungry!” © Hilarious Stories / VK
At 3 a.m., I was woken up by my daughter: “Mom. Mom. Wake up. We forgot about the craft!” It turned out she had forgotten that they were assigned to make a craft.
And now “we,” meaning I, was sitting all covered in glue. At 5 a.m. © Not Everyone Will Understand / VK